This post is a refer-back-later post, which I can show to recruiters when they send me a contact invite on LinkedIn. This is to save both them and me some time.
R: Please connect with me on LinkedIn!
J: You didn’t read my profile, did you?
R: You can’t expect me to read all that!J: That’s your job, isn’t it?
R: But it’s really long J: The first sentence would have been enough.
R: You’re an arrogant piece of #$@$ aren’t you?J: My profile also says "Writer", are you really surprised that I look down on people who don’t read?
R: Okay okay, I’m sorry. But really, can I interest you in a new job? J: No
R: Why not? J: I like my current job
R: Really? But why did you spend so much time on your profile if you’re not looking for a new job?J: Because I want it to be an accurate representation, and I hate leaving things unfinished
R: But surely there must be things about your current job that need improvement?J: If there are, they’re only minor issues, and no reason to switch employers.
R: Surely you’re looking for a new challenge? J: Translation: "I have no idea what it is you do"
R: Corporate culture, then?J: Translation: "I have no idea where you work either"
R: Travel time? J: Is exactly right at my current job.
R: Better salary? J: Does it have 7 digits?
R: Better hours? J: Tell you what, if you find a company willing to pay a 7-digit salary for a 16 to 24-hour work week, then we’ll talk.
R: No really, what do I need to do to make you consider quitting your current job?J: Buy 3000 copies of my books on a monthly basis for the next 60 years or so.